Hello good evening or maybe morning depending on the temporal conditions under which the reader is appreaciating this piece of literature which is supposed to be a description of my own character including traits and personality, however, because I am bad at describing myself and i have this sudden creative urge I will be instead prophetizing about what the future holds for me.
In the near future I will be describing myself in order to technically fullfill the requirements which the task at hand demands of me.
The future is now, and so i proceed; I like cheese and cake however I find cheesecake vomitive to say the least, I enjoy fullfilling my basic insticts such as sleeping and eating because if I didn't I would probably starve to death, and that doesen't sound like a good plan to me.
I have an irrational hatred against french people for reasons unknown even to myself, the only redeeming qualities they have is making good omelettes I guess and that's not very good since they usually use onions while making them.
At this point I dont really know what im doing with my life but I dont remember the minimum amount of words required to complete the assignment hence the amount of words I dont even understand im using, thank you for your understanding.
Even though this is an introduction I haven't said my name a single time - you'll have to guess.
EDIT: My name is Simón Gasión im sorry you had to read this
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