lunes, 20 de mayo de 2019

Dialogue Simón


Brayan: Yo what's up Cristobal have you seen the new episode of planeta vegetta yet?

Cristobal: Shh! No spoilers! Im still on the second season. Ill binge watch the entire thing later today.

Brayan: Trotuman dies

Cristobal: Brayan you absolute n_____ i bought a catch-up TV service just to watch this program and you had to go and ruin the experience for me

Brayan: Chill dude, i made it up, you can still watch it all the way in time for the grand finale this weekend, we can even watch de broadcast together!

Cristobal: I'd rather shot myself than spend time with you.

Brayan: Stop getting so defensive over everything!

Cristobal: Brayan i know you only came here because you want my money you should leave before things get messy for you

*cristobal grabs a knife from his back and holds it firmly*

Resultado de imagen de csgo knife

Brayan: Oh no! I better get out of here, i can't die without having seen the epic conclusion to my favourite series planeta vegetta. See you later Cristobal, your knife looks gay.

DISCLAIMER: ''Gay'' is used as a derrogative term in this text, however we do NOT want to portray the LGBTQI+ community in any negative way whatsoever, Brayan uses this word as an insult merely to establish his personality as a character and to convey rage in the reader, to help facilitate you to get in Cristobal's shoes. Thank you for your understanding.

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