Biography (VERY important) - Simón Gasión

Ever heard of Columbine, the american school shooting of 1999? Those were better times, especially for me since i was not alive. Dylan Bennet Klebold was a slightly unstable kid born in septer 11 of 1981, and he killed himself along with his partner Eric Harris because he was too much of a beta to deal with having killed 13 students and injured another 24 on april 20th, 1999.
This bloke was born in a christian family to pacifist parents Thomas and Susan Klebold, they did stereotypical american things like going to church every sunday and going camping or something. His grandmother was jewish so he got circumcised when he was little. He participated in diverse groups of gifted students (he truly was on a whole other level of knowledge and enlightnement) and he got excellent grades on his schoolwork in primary school, middle school was a bit more rough to him because of the bullying he went through at the hands of his now deceased classmates, and high school really got to him; he snapped.
Apparently he enjoyed playing computer games, particularly Doom and Quake, he even created levels for these which can still be found on the internet, they had a moderately big online presence in certain online forums where they would rant on how shitty society is and other edgy teenager themes while also posting some results and pictures about experiments they were doing with pipe bombs before the fbi shut down their profiles.
After this absolute unit got fed up with all the bullying and whatnot he convinced his (presumably) only friend, who was also a victim of bullying, to perpetuate a school shooting: because they live in america, the kids just borrowed their fathers' shotguns and some explosives they made themselves and they headed for school on lunch break, Dylan spared a friend who lectured him about skipping class saying to him ''Brooks, i like you now. Get out of here. Go home'' (this was the guy who first called the police shortly after), they headed for their class and shot their teacher and a few students, thus achieving the epic victory royale. A few bombs were set up in the cafeteria but they forgot to blew them up i guess, shortly after killing their classmates they comitted suicide simultaneously in a way reminiscent of the critically acclaimed best seller 'the hunger games' where Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark decide to end their lives to give a bad rep to the capitolium's bloodfest and make the viewership go down (like that's gonna do anything) but sike we can't let the main characters die because they're special snowflakes and deserve to be milked out for money with a trilogy of books and 4 mediocre at best movies with a shitty adaptation but that doesen't matter because as long as it has pretty effects and camerawork everything is a 10/10 for the mainstream crowd. Then they died.
I just spent as much time and effort into this as the second year social course students spent in their TR about sexism, which is very little. Also i think im making fun of dead children.